Silky, silky smooth Sanzo

It's my theory that when Sanzo's not being verbally abusive to his travelling companions, committing crimes against Buddhism, or ordering people around while he sits on his ass and does basically nothing*, he certainly MUST be rigorously maintaining his underarms. I mean, to have that level of silky smoothness must take a lot of work. Perhaps he uses that new Dove underarm conditioner... He actually probably waxes his underarms (or uses Nads of Australia), but this is a funnier picture to draw. Fun fact: the medical term for 'armpit' is 'axilla.' Oh, Sanzo, I would wax your axilla anytime...HUBBA HUBBA (and why doesn't anybody use the expression "hubba hubba" anymore?).

*I can say this because he's my favorite character...nothing but love do I have for THA SANZ.